BDSH Song Lyrics

1) 1812 OVERTURE

Arrangement By: Mark Hart

Written By: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

Played by: Mark Hart

2) FEAR OF FLYING

Music by: Mark Hart

Written by: Kenneth Hughes

Played and Sang by: Christian Hoff

Fear of flying kept all the Bars open.

3) DINGLE-BERRIES

Music by: Mark Hart

Written by: Kenneth Hughes

Played and Sang by: Christian Hoff

It's never too late to wipe the dingle berries off your ass.

Overly crusted, twisted in your butthair.

Nasty turn of paper and turds.

Soaping gently doesn't always work.

NOoooo...

Grabbing and pulling can really hurt.

But...

It's never...off your ass.

Better than to wait for a stink dreadlock wiggling when you gas....

4) KINGLESS FOOL

Music by: Mark Hart

Written by: Kenneth Hughes

Played and Sang by: Christian Hoff

A Kingless fool takes a walk.

He has no Royal's that hear his thoughts.

A fool is best beside his King.

No crown deserves that emptied slot.

The moneys gone to the Knights a lot.

They fight and fight without ironic thought.

Yes, a fool is best beside his King.

No crown deserves that emptied slot.

A foolish fool is the best kind of man.

A foolish fool is the man of the land.

A fool is the king of all others don't you see?

Bow down to the Kingly fool, bow down on one knee.

5) CARMINA BURANA

Composed by: Karl Orff

Orchestrated by: Mark Hart

Played and Sang by: Christian Hoff

O Fortuna                                             O Fortune,

velut luna                                             like the moon

statu variabilis,                                     you are changeable,

semper crescis                                      ever waxing

aut decrescis;                                        and waning;

vita detestabilis                                    hateful life

nunc obdurat                                        first oppresses

et tunc curat                                         and then soothes

ludo mentis aciem,                               as fancy takes it;

egestatem,                                            poverty

potestatem                                            and power

dissolvit ut glaciem.                             it melts them like ice.

Sors immanis                                        Fate - monstrous

et inanis,                                               and empty,

rota tu volubilis,                                   you whirling wheel,

status malus,                                         you are malevolent,

vana salus                                             well-being is vain

semper dissolubilis,                              and always fades to nothing,

obumbrata                                            shadowed

et velata                                               and veiled

michi quoque niteris;                            you plague me too;

nunc per ludum                                    now through the game

dorsum nudum                                     I bring my bare back

fero tui sceleris.                                    to your villainy.

Sors salutis                                           Fate is against me

et virtutis                                              in health

michi nunc contraria,                            and virtue,

est affectus                                           driven on

et defectus                                           and weighted down,

semper in angaria.                                always enslaved.

Hac in hora                                           So at this hour

sine mora                                              without delay

corde pulsum tangite;                           pluck the vibrating strings;

quod per sortem                                   since Fate

sternit fortem,                                      strikes down the string man,

mecum omnes plangite!                       everyone weep with me!

6) FARMING

Music by: Mark Hart

Written by: Kenneth Hughes

Played and Sang by: Christian Hoff

Farming, farming, I want a farm.

I want ground and water and some sun.

I want to watch it grow up close.

Maybe not sell it, only make sure it grows.

7) INNOCENT UNLESS PROVEN GUILTY

Music by: Mark Hart

Written by: Kenneth Hughes

Played and Sang by: Christian Hoff

If I am innocent UNTIL proven guilty...

Not me oh no... I am innocent UNLESS proven guilty,

because you got nothing on me.

UNTIL ain't gonna be me. UNLESS is much more free.

UNTIL and it could be true, UNLESS means free to me and you.

So when you look at me and you think you see a man that is worthy to hang.

Fine by me whatever you see. Just remember I'm innocent UNLESS proven guilty.

Your innocent UNTIL proven guilty.

Because you may be guilty,

but oh no, I am not, I am not.

8) IT AIN'T OVER

Music by: Mark Hart

Written by: Kenneth Hughes

Played and Sang by: Christian Hoff

It ain't over until I end the fuckin song.

And I won't end it until I go too long.

so listen now to my verse because I will add on and make your wait worse.

No fat ladies voice can shut my ass up. I'll end when it's time to be done.

No fat ladies voice can shut my ass up. I'll end when it's time to be done

No if’s, and's, or but's.

9) NO ONE EVER REALLY DIES

Music by: Mark Hart

Written by: Kenneth Hughes

Played and Sang by: Christian Hoff

He didn't really die. He never ever really died...

No one does. No one does.

No one does. He's not really dead, never was, never was.

No one dies, they just open our eyes.

No one's dead, we were just fucking with your head...

10) BAD DOGS AND SUPERHEROS

Music by: Mark Hart

Written by: Kenneth Hughes

Played and Sang by: Christian Hoff

Bad Dogs and Superheros is all the world ever really needed.

Bad Dogs and Superheros is all the world ever forgot.

Bad Dogs and Superheros don't need you to remember

Bad Dogs and Superheros do more than piss on things and fly.

Bad Dogs and Superheros know how to cry.

Bad Dogs and Superheros ready to fall, ready to escape when you call.

Because…They are your Bad Dogs! And Superheros!

And You…You…You will never be alone!

Your Bad Dogs and Superheros will never leave you alone.

They will at least sing you an overly sentimental song.

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